I am crap at holidays.


(Taken on my iPhone. While crying)

We went to the Caribbean. It was so boring. I must come to terms with the fact that I hate pretty much any place that isn’t London. One time my phone alarm started making rooster noises at 6 in the morning and i went to turn it off and I realized it wasn’t even my phone. It was nature.

It is really hot in the Caribbean. All the time. Except when it is raining.

We had to sit for hours on the beach looking at the ocean. What is so great about the ocean? It doesn’t even do anything. And then we had to go on a boat ride to get to another part of the island to look at the ocean again but from a different place.

And I managed to get the flu on an island that boasts a year round tropical climate.

Whatever.