Sarah Palin better buy a whistle.

Whelp. Whilst she was mayor of Wasilla, AL, Sarah Palin made it so that instead of using taxpayer money, rape victims had to pay $500 for their own rape kits.

After all it’s not the taxpayer’s fault you can’t afford to find out who raped you. Should have thought about that before you went outside after 8pm, shouldn’t you?

I’m sure this is a policy Levi Johnston has taken advantage of many, many times before.