I am genuinely touched by the fact that people are reading what is essentially my internet hate speech.
I will probably write for your blog. I don’t want to be a professional writer but I like writing.
If you really want to tell me how much you hate me/want to offer me links to HOT NUDES FREE $$ XXX MILEY CYRUS XXX, you can e-mail me . Also you can send me music. Preferably music that isn’t an 18 minute ‘jam session’ recorded with your like, totally alt band ‘the cokehead experience’.
Or a virus.