I’m going to write a porno called ‘Pocacuntus’ and become totally rich and famous. That is literally my life plan now.

Ayo breasts.

Ayo, breasts.

I always find it really really amusing, the fact that porn stars and glamour models can also become mainstream celebrities.

I recently saw one of Jordan’s children’s books on my 9 year old cousin’s bookshelf. Jordan didn’t even have the foresight to give it an amusing name. Like ‘Horton hears a whore’, or something. It was about ponies ffs. Does getting your udders out in Playboy make you a qualified equestrian author? Discuss.

Tomoz I finally, FINALLY hand in all my work. I will be (kind of) free! But instead of finishing it, I’m watching a documentary about feeders. I’m a superstar.
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