Today I wrote about Kris Marshall for I don’t care if you wouldn’t I would I want to have his babies.
Also here is a chatlog so I can say I updated!
On da future
Ash /|\ says: I can be a future pikey.
Amy oh gosh. says: why would you aspire to be a pikey in the future?
Amy oh gosh. says: you want live long enough so that you can sit in front of a hologram theatre begging for change?
Ash /|\ says: look will you stop ruining my futurescape
Amy oh gosh. says:…fine.
Ash /|\ says: converse exists in the future
Ash /|\ says: have you not seen i, robot
Amy oh gosh. says: yes
Amy oh gosh. says: Asimov was breakdancing in his grave srs
On unreliable friends
Amy oh gosh. says: you should make friends with some drug addicts
Amy oh gosh. says: drug addicts don’t create social tension
Amy oh gosh. says: and if you give them a line once they will never forget to invite you anywhere
On Con Air
Amy oh gosh. says: there is very little rape for a movie about a bunch of prisoners on a plane
Ash /|\ says: danny trejo fancied a rape
Amy oh gosh. says: yeah but he didn’t rape that lady he got merked and lost an arm
Ash /|\ says: he had a go, though.
Ash /|\ says: tried his best.
Amy oh gosh. says: that’s why he died, his best wasn’t good enough. an important life lesson.
Ash /|\ says: could you have done better?
Amy oh gosh.says: yes
Amy oh gosh. says: she was handcuffed and the only other person there was bleeding to death
Amy oh gosh. says: stephen hawking could have finished the job
On Pitchfork’s Top 25 Albums
Ash says: pretty much. haven’t heard that one…or that one….or that one…or that one… or that one.
Amy oh gosh. says: ”if you haven’t been listening to the cokehead experience all year you’ve been leading a pretty sheltered existence”
Ash says: 😄
Amy oh gosh. says: how many times do you think the words ‘dance’ and ‘ironic’ will appear
Ash says: as many times as the carter 3 is mentioned
Ash says: they actually suck lil wayne off
Amy oh gosh. says: its ‘ironic’ to listen to gangsta rap when you live in a loft and sip green tea whilst masturbating to posters of Moby
Ash says: I laughed, heartily.