Mac Users suck

Mac users are some of the most annoying people in the world.* Any conversation about anything computer related and they can’t resist going off on a tangent about how goddamn fabulous Macs are. They can quote prices at the drop of a hat. They secretly think that people who use Windows are scum. They somehow think that using Apple products makes them more intelligent and creative than people who don’t. Instead of simply saying ‘my computer is being a real shit today’ they will replace the word ‘computer’ with ‘iMac’ or ‘Macbook’ and ‘browser’ with ‘Safari’. At least one of their facebook pictures has been taken on photobooth. When they come across one another in public they high five.

*I use a Mac.


Why I would have sex with Bill Gates.