On why chicks go for dicks;
Amy oh gosh. says: tbf
Amy oh gosh. says: i don’t understand how girls go for assholes and then get upset when the guy is an asshole
Amy oh gosh. says: that’s like ordering a drink and getting upset when the bartender gives you a drink
Ash /|\ says: the bartender just doesnt understand me at all
Amy oh gosh. says: i can change this drink if i work at it
Ash /|\ says: he keeps serving other girls drinks when they ask him to, he is such a douche
Amy oh gosh. says: you don’t understand its a completely different drink when we’re alone together
Ash /|\ says: 😄
On The Sword;
Amy oh gosh. says: do the sword have any fans without aspergers?
Ash /|\ says: the sword are awesome
Amy oh gosh. says: guess not
Amy oh gosh. says: Vanilla Ice would merk her in a rap battle
Ash /|\ says: I think Tupac in his current state would merk her in a rap battle
On mysteries no-one knows;
Ash /|\ says: what happens after a bungee jump?
Ash /|\ says: like you fall down, bounce around for a bit and then what
Ash /|\ says: how do you get back up
Amy oh gosh.says:…i don’t actually know
Amy oh gosh. says: maybe they drag you back up
Ash /|\ says: im not sure. what if you jump off a bridge, they cant drag you back up because you might hit your head
Ash /|\ says: and die
Amy oh gosh. says: maybe you bounce back up
Amy oh gosh.says: or you are so low to the ground they can unclip you
Ash /|\ says: who knows.
Amy oh gosh.says: these are the questions
On a realistic Hitler;
Ash /|\ says: im watching Valkyrie
Ash /|\says: omg this hitler is so bad
Amy oh gosh. says: a bad actor or a bad person?
Ash /|\ says: doesnt even look like him
Ash /|\ says: just a man with a moustache
Amy oh gosh. says: you are complaining about the historical accuracy of a movie in which tom cruise plays the german revolutionary who brought down hitler
Amy oh gosh. says: time to prioritise, man.
Making fun of people;
Ash /|\ says: http://englishrussia.com/images/plastic_hell/5.jpg LOL.
Amy oh gosh.says: ”Clawed out of my grave just in time to see Kraftwerk excuse me i must find a lite beer”
On ‘the young people’;
Amy oh gosh. says: what do the young people like
Ash /|\ says: the hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the boppin.
Amy oh gosh.says: 😄
Amy oh gosh. says: Do they still like music?
Ash /|\ says: music is so commercial
Amy oh gosh.says: or are they just listening to things like a man crying over the sound of a printer now?