Ash /|\ says: its my natural aura
Amy oh gosh. says: your aura of ‘is he a wife beater? can’t take da mystery’
On being featured;
Ash /|\ says: whoah. its ash. on a blog. whoah. WHOAH
Ash /|\ says: what the fucks up, london. what the fucks up, new york.
Ash /|\ says: whats up, INTERNET
Amy oh gosh. says: 😄
On depressing revelations;
Amy oh gosh. says: it makes me sad that we have the technological advances to catch the top of someone’s nipple and then write about it seconds after
Ash /|\ says: makes you sad? it gives me faith in humanity
Amy oh gosh. says: we still haven’t cured cancer or found life on mars
Amy oh gosh. says: but we have lenses that can see britney’s vagina through tinted glass and then blow up every crease.
On Rihanna and Chris Brown;
Amy oh gosh. says: appaz jay-z was the one who gave rihanna the herpes
Ash /|\ says: what
Amy oh gosh. says:he gave her herpes and she gave it to chris brown and he beat her up
Ash /|\ says: im not sure I can think of a more libellous two sentences than those
Amy oh gosh. says: 😄
Amy oh gosh. says: why would you fuck rihanna when you’re married to beyonce
Amy oh gosh. says: that’s like going ‘oh no thanks i don’t want a 3 course meal at the ivy i will just fortify myself by licking the floor of this intensive care hospice’
On Chris Brown (again);
Amy oh gosh. says: i really didn’t realize he was hot until he beat up his girlfriend and ran off into the night.
Ash /|\ says: he has blossomed
Amy oh gosh. says: into a wife beating poet
Ash /|\ says: the black wordsworth
Amy oh gosh. says: is your man? on the floor? if he ain’t, let me know.
On appropriate attire;
Amy oh gosh. says: is it cricket to wear a t-shirt saying ‘IF YOU SEE DA POLICE, WARN-A-BROTHER’ to a wedding?
Ash /|\ says: I can confirm it is cricket
Amy oh gosh. says: splendid
On not really being surprised;
Amy oh gosh. says: yeah, and for all intents and purposes, he ran for the hills
Ash /|\ says: im shocked
Amy oh gosh. says: XD. yeah me too
Amy oh gosh. says: David Duke in racist remark shocker
Ash /|\ says: Hitler in not a fan of the jewish community shocker
(I wrote about BFFs for Platform you should read it despite the fact that it isn’t illustrated with hot nude pics of Miley Cyrus)