Dear Randy Watson, I love you.

On Horne and Corden;

Amy oh gosh. says: have you seen horne and corden

Ash /|\ says: I would rather lobotomise myself with my own hand

Amy oh gosh. says: no its brilliant

Amy oh gosh. says: its so bad its inspiring

Amy oh gosh. says: if these motherfuckers can write such utter utter bullshit and get a show i’m going to be a fucking superstar

Amy oh gosh. says: i’m going to have my own private jet

Amy oh gosh. says: i am literally going to sleep on a bed of money

Amy oh gosh. says: i have watched 4 episodes and laughed once

Amy oh gosh. says: not like an actual laugh

Amy oh gosh. says: but a derisive snort

Amy oh gosh. says: i’ve heard funnier eulogies than most of these sketches

On Terrible names;

Amy oh gosh. says: Teriy’Onna Woods

Amy oh gosh. says: Teriney Jarlonda Woods

Amy oh gosh. says: Kenethia (Quincey) Carpenter

Amy oh gosh. says: if you didn’t finish high school you shouldnt be allowed to name your kids

Ash /|\ says: question – 3 names most likely to be heard in a crown court case

On The Ruins;

Amy oh gosh. says: i’m watching the ruins

Ash /|\  says: what is it

Amy oh gosh. says: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0963794/

Amy oh gosh says: goddamn jena malone is flat chested

Amy oh gosh.  says: why wear a bikini top when two plasters could do the same job

Ash /|\says: 😄

On suitable women;

Amy oh gosh. says: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApOeN.mZBGbOES8XO4xRmfUSxgt.;_ylv=3?qid=20090222151004AAirsYf

Ash /|\ says: shes hot

Amy oh gosh.  says: 1) she looks like a piece of leather, 2) who the fuck asks yahoo answers to tell you what you look like? Lady guidos apparently

Ash /|\ says: is she breathing

Amy oh gosh. says: i assume so

Ash /|\  says: then she is acceptable

Ash /|\ says: to be honest, even if she isnt, she is acceptable

On Event Appropriate Attire;

Amy oh gosh. says: also i still need to find a dress but what does one wear to a lesbian wedding?

Amy oh gosh. says: a buzzcut?

Ash /|\ says PVC

Ash /|\ says: and denim shorts

Amy oh gosh. says: cargo pants and a t-shirt that says ‘ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS’

Amy oh gosh. says: ‘SUPPORT LORENA BOBBIT’

On Britney’s new video /Mental capacities;

Amy oh gosh. says: britney actually looks really really awesome in her new video

Amy oh gosh.  says: and she’s dancing rather than allowing people to drag her around a set for 4 minutes

Ash /|\ says: even monkeys can dance.

Amy oh gosh. says: ….i loled

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On political strategy;

Amy oh gosh. says: i found a katy perry song i don’t loathe but it is a remix

Amy oh gosh. says: i still feel disgusted

Ash /|\ says:she has great boobies, I can’t loathe her

Amy oh gosh. says: oh if only palin had cashed in on the lonely young man vote

3 thoughts on “Dear Randy Watson, I love you.

  1. WTMFF is that horne & cordon SHIT! i find it too depressing to be inspiring — who wants to be famous in a world that thinks that fuckin shithawk bullshit is acceptable…

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