A Brief History Of Your Mum

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Happy Easter!;

Amy oh gosh. says: i got a high school musical 3 easter egg

Amy oh gosh. says:  i was genuinely excited to receive it

Ash /|\  says: what makes it different to any other egg

Amy oh gosh. says: well

Amy oh gosh. says: it has the characters from high school musical on the box

On HSM3;

Amy oh gosh. says: can the human mind imagine a better movie than HSM3?

Amy oh gosh.  says: no

Amy oh gosh. says: it really has everything in it

Amy oh gosh. says: dancing, singing, drama, romance, closeted homosexuals

Ash /|\ says: guns?

Amy oh gosh. says: um. no. apart from Zac Efron’s guns

Ash /|\ says: ‘the swans’

Amy oh gosh.  says: i loled

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On US chat show culture;

Amy oh gosh. says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pdVtg-trsU&feature=related

Ash /|\ says: what a state

Ash /|\ says: what an absolute state

Amy oh gosh. says: its just a mess

Amy oh gosh. says: oh jesus

Amy oh gosh. says: a toothless meth addict has come out. this prince.

Amy oh gosh. says: he looks like the kind of man who might sell mismatched flip flops on the side of a freeway

Amy oh gosh. says: the toothless meth addict has a mistress

Amy oh gosh. says: the mistress has a ‘party in the back! business up front’ mullet wig

Amy oh gosh. says: i’m on a genocidal flex

On Lindsay Lohan;

Ash /|\  says: i wonder if lindsay lohan knows im single

Amy oh gosh. says: probably not you should send her something stained in blood

Ash /|\ says: ‘here is my finger i hope u like it’

Amy oh gosh. says: ‘hope you don’t scream like the last one c u tonight’

Ash /|\  says: tbf, I think she’d shag anything

Ash /|\ says: so im in with a shot

Amy oh gosh. says: tbf i don’t think she would

Amy oh gosh. says: i think she has discerning tastes

Amy oh gosh. says: like a high class escort

Amy oh gosh. says: or a junkie who has developed a taste for the finest heroins of the orient

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On badass 80s Barbie cartoons;

Amy oh gosh. says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QQ00SZOXZg&feature=related

Ash /|\ says: youtube bowbow

Amy oh gosh. says: i had this video

Amy oh gosh. says: it was my god

Amy oh gosh. says: she goes to space AND back in time and it only cost £3 motherfucker, what?

Amy oh gosh. says: michael bay can eat a dick

Ash /|\ says: shit just got real

On stalkeresque tendencies;

Amy oh gosh. says: why won’t megan mccain love me?

Ash /|\ says: I’m not sure how to respond to that

Amy oh gosh. says: did you see the lovely tweet i sent her

Amy oh gosh. says: it says

Amy oh gosh. says: ”@McCainBlogette dear meghan mccain. i lubz youz. i think your dad is like a white wrinkly obama. i honestly think you could kick sasha obama’s ass.”

On Men’s Fashion;

Amy oh gosh. says: every guy should always wear a suit

Amy oh gosh. says: actually unless its a wrinkled polyester job

Amy oh gosh. says: that makes you look like a extra from a low budget porn movie called ‘get your ASS to work 3’

Ash /|\ says: was going to replace Office with Orifice but couldn’t think of it in a witty way, theres a joke there somewhere.

Amy oh gosh. says: yeah me either. ”orifice politics’?

On why I hate Pitchfork (part 56);

Ash /|\  says: pitchfork recommends – http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/12881-nigeria-70-the-definitive-story-of-1970s-funky-lagos/

Ash /|\ says: ive always wanted to know what the definite soundtrack of Lagos was

Ash /|\ says: now my prayers have been answered, thank you pitchfork

Amy oh gosh. says: god i fucking hate pitchfork so much

Amy oh gosh. says: everything they have to say is wrong or retarded

Amy oh gosh. says: ”Orlando Julius Ekemode’s “Alo Mi Alo”; Afro Cult Foundation’s “The Quest”– take Kuti’s sounds and tweak them playfully until they become a bit more concise or abstract”

Amy oh gosh. says: i sometimes feel like it is some kind of hilarious meta joke

Amy oh gosh. says: pretending to like the most stupid far flung bullshit

Amy oh gosh. says: pretty sure 98% of nigerians would take a machete to this lisping milquetoast piece of shit

Amy oh gosh. says: oh yeah arcade fire got 8.4

Amy oh gosh. says: perfect for having sex to while your frigid girlfriend just lies there and you imagine she is phillip glass

3 thoughts on “A Brief History Of Your Mum

  1. That Van Damme gif has been in my top 5 gifs for years but, damn, it might just get budged out of position by that that Li-Lo one, which is absolutely magnificent.

    Most cringeworthy Pitchfork moment ever : Breihan calling Cam’Ron a “word-twisting surrealist amoral prince”

  2. Oh my actual Jesus Christ.

    Cam’Ron? The dude who did ‘Hey Ma’? It really is such a ridiculous website. I’d literally rather read NME.

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