”Kant is sick, unlike Amy who is a KUNT”

On Hollie Steel;

Amy oh gosh. says: i really wish simon would give a talk at great ormond street hospital

Amy oh gosh. says: ”you guys think YOU’RE brave? let me tell you about a little girl called Hollie Steel”

Ash /|\ says: πŸ˜„

On douchebags (name hidden to protect the stupid. And also, me);

Ash /|\ says: call her ‘*****’ in an ironic way*

Ash /|\ says: she’ll probably get her name changed if you said it appeared in NME once

Amy oh gosh says: ”uh, ‘*****‘, she was like the most famous music critic ever? Thom Yorke followed her around for 6 months begging her to marry him?”

Ash /|\ says: didn’t you hear about the morrissey song named after her? ‘*****‘ You Are The One My Only One Darling My Darling

Amy oh gosh. says: Animal Collective is a tribute to her first underground band, the cokehead experience

Ash /|\ says: didn’t she and Moby sip chai tea in a mcdonalds once? so ironic

Amy oh gosh. says: um, no? read pitchfork once in a while, asshole. it was jasmine leaf in a KFC in Compton

Amy oh gosh. says: they were trying to understand what it felt like to be dr dre

Ash /|\ says: print off this conversation, put it on her desk, call her an asshole and walk out

Amy oh gosh. says: πŸ˜„

On Junior Spesh;

Amy oh gosh. says: i still think that SFC should buy that song

Amy oh gosh. says: and make it their theme

Ash /|\ says: should constantly be played in each branch

Amy oh gosh. says: and jaxor should be in all of their promotional posters

Ash /|\ says: I love the video, he doesn’t even rap in time

Amy oh gosh. says: when you love something you are too passionate about the thing you love to do things like rap in time. chicken is his annabel lee

Ash /|\ says: he gets butterflies in his stomach when its dinner time

Ash /|\ says: increased breath rate

Ash /|\ says: and acts all nervous and shy at the counter

Amy oh gosh. says: he contemplates the chicken, the way a sommelier contemplates a fine merlot

Ash /|\ says: πŸ˜„

On X-Men Origins; Wolverine;

Amy oh gosh. says: i was just pissed off that they made gambit look like a little bitch

Amy oh gosh. says: like the kind of man who would like to grow designer stubble but just can’t seem to manage it

Ash /|\ says: I feel sorry for those who cant grow facial hair

Amy oh gosh. says: they just draw it on

Amy oh gosh. says: ”i use mac eyepencil in ‘spice’?”

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On hilarious practical jokes and hilarious self loathing;

Ash /|\ says: I managed to get some work done today, get in

Ash /|\ says: so now I can kick back and enjoy life

Ash /|\ says: LOL.

Amy oh gosh. says: ahhh u got me!

Part 2 (Now with added kindness);

Amy oh gosh. says: there is a good chance you will end up being one of those people they find after being dead for 3 weeks in a room full of old newspapers

Amy oh gosh. says: just thought i’d point that out friend

Ash /|\ says: I honestly hope so

On Feederz;

Ash /|\ says: http://www.bigguts.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1760

Amy oh gosh. says: i’m sorry i am too aroused to continue this conversation

Ash /|\ says: πŸ˜„

Amy oh gosh. says: he has bedsores on his inner thighs

Ash /|\ says: my new username – LrgrThnLf

Amy oh gosh. says: jesus christ

Amy oh gosh. says: it took me a while to get that

Amy oh gosh. says: but it was worth it